February 2009
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kile-xy:
rab419:
was it really necessary to make a ace ventura jr. pet detective?
well… at least it went straight to DVD. but, still, i agree… did they really need to make it in the first place? p.s. did you know they are remaking the Karate Kid with Will Smith’s son? and Jackie Chan? fucking terrible. i’m already boycotting that shit.
that is horrible.
was it really necessary to make a ace ventura jr. pet detective?
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i have the weirdest dreams, sometimes i think i should write them down because they would make good movies. i just had one about phase shifting reality and seeing what is just a little outside of our realm of reality.
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Watch(via nickeyrevard)
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The smallest people in the world
so i’m watching this show on TLC about individuals with primordial dwarfism and i’m amazed. there are a lot of things we take for granted, being able to make your own meals, finding a girlfriend or boyfriend, i can’t imagine what high school was like. as a side note Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC has to be the most fucked up thing ever, a mom shaving her 7 year old daughter’s...
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no one should get so excited about transformers 2 that they squeel and jump up and down. especially a teenage boy
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“With a stop light, green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘slow...”
– Mitch Hedberg
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FOOD!
omg so i just started following thisiswhyyourefat there is some amazing stuff on there, just absolutely amazing.
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i want to shave my cat into a little lion while my gf is out of town. i think i would find more humor in this then she would. i would have the king of the fucking jungle in my apt. meroar!
subway subs may only be $5 but, they get you to spend that extra $2.07 on delicious sun chips and a mr. pibb.
my cat waits till i’m asleep and then curles up on my head. i’m not really sure why she does this.
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How to make Summer 2K9 one for the records books
miss-erin:
Drinking during everything.
Designated drivers.
Lawn Sports.
Bro Tats
Drinking under an overpass like the homeless do.
Camping.
Hotel Trip to Canada for the green faery.
Being on a boat!
Put In Bay.
Concerts.
Drunk dialing Tumblr.
12.
the mall food court reminds me of the yard in a prison. yelling, fights and the occasional shanking.
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Chat w/ Ohio
rab: hey Ohio
Ohio: Hey Rab! What is up :-)
rab: well Ohio i have something to tell you
Ohio: Ok what is it?
rab: you need to stop with the snow
Ohio: LOL why would I do that people love snow!
rab: Ohio i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but, everyone is over the snow.
Ohio : -(
rab: stop being a bitch
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“chew some valerian root it is good for not necrophilia what is that other thing...”
– Nick
kile-xy:
it’s days like today that make me hate Ohio. fucking cold is almost unbearable. yet, yesterday it was warm enough for a jacket. lame.
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it sucks when i forget to put my jewelry in my ears, at least it doesn’t look like a cat ass when they are out.
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i’m still in a nite-quil haze. i drove all the way to work just to discover as i’m parking that i don’t have my keys to open the store.
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she is one of the resons i still get up in the...
Dear scene kids,
gauge is a noun pertaining to a a standard or scale of measurement. they are called plugs, eyelets, tapers or pinchers. please stop calling them gauges, you just sound like an idiot.
now there is a good question, who would i have in my wedding party?
i don’t understand hanging out in the mall and coming back into the same store 6 times in a 4 hour period.
http://www.dayswithmyfather.com/
fixthesky:
lightthesky:
This photographer’s mother died, and his father lives alone with no short term memory. He doesn’t remember that his wife has died, or what he had for breakfast. This guy takes awesome pictures and writes captions about his family that he’s gonna put in a book. Beyond Awesome.
if you’re only gonna look at one of my posts (my 28 followers), look at this one
it is to early for mall rats.
trendy hair and coke is a volitial combination.
innerpartysystem in a hour or so… yeah >.<
sometimes i wonder why i have britney spears on my ipod.
“The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem...”
– Bertrand Russell
insomnia is the weirdest thing, i have the most bizzare lucid dreams. the problem is it is like waking up from a night of heavy drinking, i only remembering bits of it. i have to check my phone in the morning to make sure i didn’t text anyone in my sleep.
so i was thinking, why does it always have to be a circle pit. why can’t it be a an isosceles triangle pit? perhaps a hexagon?
went to a show last night, Skeletonwitch and Mobile Death Camp. it was a good time seeing everyone that i hadn’t seen in awhile. i just can’t wait for spring and summer shows.
kyle? what are you doing?
eryn stop looking at naked pictures of girls on your blackberry
i sing to the cats. generally i cover a well known song and insert the words cat, kitty or meow
it is celtic not celltic. last time i checked we where talking about a claddagh ring and not a basketball team.