thedrunkenmoogle:

2 B A Master by Michael Mayne.

Ash would be a PBR guy.

(via Gamefreakz)

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thedailywhat:

Late Links:

• James Franco: “So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot.”

• Doctor charged with sexual molestation claims he had to suck on a patient’s nipple to diagnose her condition.

• Bikini Tuesday: Paris Hilton.

• Cleavage Tuesday: Kelly Brook and Lucy Pinder.

• Pretty In Print: Lady Gaga in Vogue Hommes Japan; Lindsay Lohan for Fornarina; Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret; Kim Kardashian in Playboy (outtakes).

• Get To Know A Hottie: Bianca Kajlich.

• International Beauty of the Day: Tal Berkovich.

• Meanwhile, At The No Shit Sherlock Institute: Magic mushrooms make you feel good, study finds.

• Nerve: Everything I Know About Love I Learned From… The Beastie Boys.

• Frisky: Meet The New Kim Kardashian Sex Doll.

• Holy Taco: The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Vacuum Penis Clown.

• Manofest: The 30 Funniest Netflix Suggestion Fails.

• Late List: The 23 Hottest Pro Tennis Players You’ve Never Heard Of.

[photo: epicponyz.]

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thedrunkenmoogle:

Beer Pong
Available at Zazzle.com for $23.50 

thedrunkenmoogle:

Quick Boomerang (Mega Man 2 Shot)

Ingredients:
15 ml Passimo passion fruit liqueur
15 ml vodka
1 lemon peel  

Directions: Pour in the passion fruit liqueur, then layer the vodka on top.  Cut a boomerang-like shape out of the lemon peel and add it to the top before serving.  Like Quick Man, this drink is fast!

(Drink created and photographed by cocktail.daa.jp)

thedailywhat:

Epic Wine of the Day: From the makers of Mommy’s Nap Time-brand Valium.

[reddit.]

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Kirby (Kirby Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 cherry jello shot made with Malibu Coconut Rum
4 oz. pink lemonade
2 oz. Bacardi Superior Rum
1 oz. Hiram Walker Blackberry Brandy 

Directions: Place the jello shot in the bottom of the glass first.  Slowly pour in pink lemonade, rum, and brandy.  If done properly, the jello shot will stay at the bottom of the glass.  Drink the alcohol and eat the jello shot last.  The jello shot, according to drink’s creator Shana, absorbs the alcohol in the drink, just as Kirby absorbs his enemies powers!

(Drink created and photographed by TDM fan Shana.  Thanks for the submission!)

robotindisguise:

For Coreena

thedrunkenmoogle:

Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur (Pokemon Shot and Cocktails)

Ingredients:
Bulbasaur-
1/2 shot lime vodka
1/4 shot lime juice
1/4 shot melon liqueur 

Ivysaur-
1 shot lime vodka
1 shot lime juice
1 shot melon liqueur
1 shot sprite

Venusaur-
1 Bulbasaur
1 Ivysaur
1 shot lime vodka
1 shot lime juice
1 shot sprite 

Directions:  For the Bulbasaur shot, simply mix all three ingredients into a shot glass.  For the Ivysaur cocktail, shake all ingredients and pour over ice in a rocks glass.  Add a stem of mint as a garnish.  Finally, to evolve to the Venusaur cocktail, shake a Bulbasaur shot together with an Ivysaur cocktail, along with an additional shot of lime vodka, lime juice, and sprite, and pour over ice into a highball glass.  Again, add a few leaves of mint as a garnish. 

This is part of a series of Pokemon themed drinks I will be making soon.

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle)

graphiceverywhere:

hunsonisgroovy:

Let’s Party

thedailywhat:

Bottled Water of the Day: Somewhere, a hipster’s head is exploding.

[zanypickle.]

thedrunkenmoogle:

Ocarina of Lime (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Cocktail)

In honor of the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake for the Nintendo 3DS, here is Mana Bar’s Zelda inspired cocktail, Ocarina of Lime.

“Masses of Bacardi Superior Rum smashed with fresh lime, mint leaves, sweetened with a teaspoon of brown sugar and blended with sparkling water.”  Yes, this is just the name of a Mojito at Mana Bar, but still, this is awesome.

(Drink designed and created by award winning cocktail designer and bartender Shay Leighton, of Mana Bar)