thedrunkenmoogle:

Final Fantasy XIII Drinking Game

With Final Fantasy XIII out now, many of you, myself included, have probably kissed your life goodbye for the next few days. But what do you do when your friends insist on hanging out? Invite them to drink your booze under the guise of a fun drinking game!

Final Fantasy XIII isn’t exactly a party game, therefore the goal of this drinking game isn’t to get smashed. Again, it’s simply an excuse to get your friends in the door while you play one of the most selfish games ever created. If you get too drunk, you’re not going to remember some very vital cut scenes.

So cool it, Drinky Crow. Enjoy the game. Enjoy the drink. And if you have enjoyment left over, enjoy the company. (And don’t be afraid to pass the controller.)

Rules:
Must play with classier libations. Higher end beer and less boxy wine.

Take a sip every time…
Someone says “hero”
Snow gets hit by a member of the opposite sex
An encounter occurs (you MUST fight all enemies you come across)
The game cuts to an FMV movie (not a normal cutscene)
Get a game over
An important character dies (when in doubt, drink)
You see a chocobo
The lead character changes
You upgrade your weapon

Thank you to these select users from Gamefaqs who assisted in ideas for this game: TheifRikku, geministar, pikkulikka, fre3dle, jivebeaver, sirspankyjnco, Linkfan135, and lonnieep.

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Ingredients:

1/2 shot Bacardi Big Apple Rum
1/2 shot Coconut Rum
1/2 glass Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid
A little less than 1/2 a glass Sprite
3 Strawberries

Directions: Shake the two rums and Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid and pour into a lowball glass.  Add the Sprite for a bit of flavor and carbonation. Drop in three strawberries as a garnish.  If you choose, you can use your ice beam freezer to cool the alcohol before you make the drink.

(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle.  Photography by Meredith Shelton)

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